A woman was telling her friend:
"It's me who made my husband a millionaire."
“And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked.
The woman replied, "A multimillionaire."

- Contributed by: Namindra / Jala, Yala

There was three black(african) guys. They planned to pray lord shiva . So they planned to visit Nepal by walking from Africa. After walking for 4 years they reached Nepal and started praying Lord Shiva  in a jungle of  Nepal for 5 years. At last lord shiva got impressed with them and he appeared. He asked-what do u want from me? The first one said - oh lord shiva plz make me white. Lord shiva - granted. He became white. Second one said (immidiately) - Please make me white too. Lord shiva-granted. But the last one said nothing so lord shiva himself asked him - What do u want? Then the third replied (slowly)- Lord make them black again.
Contributed by: Devendra / HK

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl"

The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers.

"But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? "

The man says: - "I am a Saudi !"

The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog

A man approaced a very beautiful woman in a large super market and said.
"You know I have lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you please talk to me for a couple of minutes"
"but hows that going to help ?" asked the woman
Well replied the man " because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of no where "

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

A little girl and her mother were out and out of the blue; the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?"

The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age.

You'll learn this as you get older."

The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"

Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up."

The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now."

The little girl, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation.

The girlfriend said, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything."

Later, the little girl and her mother were out and about again.

The little girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."

The mother was very shocked. She asked, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?"

The little girl shrugged and said, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."

"Where did you learn that?"

The little girl said, "I just know. And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."

The Manager asked Muthu at an interview....
"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?"
Muthu replied: "P-O-S-T-B-O-X."

Before dying husband asked his wife, 6 kids look the same but 7th kid looks different, please tell me if he is my son.
Wife puts her hand on holy book and assures him.
Right after her husband dies she goes thank God he did not ask about the other 6.

mohan's wife has a bad habit to talk on a phone for a BIG Time at least one hour per call.
once mohan was sitting besides her wife , a phone call came , she attend it and start to talk, after 25 minutes she put the phone down.
Mohan was surprise by her act, he asked her wife , "Why dear you put the phone down only after 25 Minutes ?"
She replied "Darling, it was wrong number."