Ø Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.
Ø If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Ø 1+1=2 eyes look at u...
12+12=24 hours thinking about u...
3+4=7 days in week missing u...
1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U
Ø In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
Ø Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law"
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Do I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!
Ø Having a good laugh with a friend like you stimulates endorphins, the brain’s natural painkillers. So, if you need to laugh and you can’t find a friend like yourself, I can lend you my mirror.
Ø Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Ø Mr.inside went 2 c Mr.outside. Inside standng outside called Outside outside bt Outside standng inside called Inside inside when Inside came inside Outside went outside 2 c Inside then Outside called Inside outside but Inside from inside called Outside inside . . Now where is ur Brain . inside or outside?
Ø He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine
Ø Wen u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!
Ø When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
Ø We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
Ø In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only 1 thing is DEFINITE. U'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
Ø Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!
Ø UR 100%beautiful UR 100%lovely UR 100%sweet? UR 100%nice??? and UR 100%stupid to believe these words!
Ø I look at the stars, the stars are beautiful. I look at you..I....I...I'd rather look at the stars again!
Ø When you feel lonely, Cheer up! Just go to the mirror and say "Shit! I'm really so cute!" You'll overcome your sadness. But don't make it a habit cause liars go to HELL!
Ø God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
Ø Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop
Ø This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
Ø Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?
that's how dogs spend their lives.
Ø Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
Ø Changa Chet..
Ramilo Bhet..
Khasi rate..
Masu plate..
juwa khel..
Chioura thel..
64 saal..
Dashain BABBAAL
Ø During our frensip,there will be times u wont see me beside u;dnt think i left u behind. I just choose to walk behind u so i can catch u;when u fall.
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