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My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can on FaceBook.

Why did Saif Ali Khan punch the NRI businessman?
He forgot the Amul Macho underwear punchline so he used a punch instead.

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stops only when we enter the examination hall.

Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth was approached for the movie Mission Impossible but Rajnikanth refused as he found the title insulting.

What's common between clouds and wife?
When both are not around, we call it a bright day.

Enter PASSWORD to touch my heart;
WRONG Password!
You have touched my feet.
Anyway, God Bless You!

Pappu: Daddy, what's gay?
Santa: It means happy.
Pappu: Are you gay?
Santa: No, I married your mother.

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me, you have been holding the phone for more than 45 minutes and you haven't spoken even a single word.
Man inside: Sir I'm talking to my wife.

Why didn`t Rajnikanth become a Cricketer or a Footballer?
Bcoz only the fans of these games follow them whereas the Indians all over the world follow Rajnikanth.

Why is Rajnikanth dark-complexioned?
Bcoz he is the only one surviving from dark ages.

They say so many people die because of alcohol..
Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.

Man meets friend and notices he's wearing an earring. When did you start wearing earrings?
Friend: Ever since my wife found it in my car.

What is old age?
When you start turning off lights for economical reasons rather than romantic reasons.

My Wife treats me like GOD!
She takes NO notice of my Existence till she wants Something.

Similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL:
In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls!

One of the best feelings in the world is when you're hugging the person you love;
And the other you love, hugs you even tighter!

Modern Style wedding:
Pujari: Do u both agree to change your Facebook status to married?
Couple: Yes, we do.
Pujari: Vivaah Sampann!

Lady to host: Where has the beautiful girl gone who was serving drinks?
Host: Why, you want a drink?
Lady: No, I want my husband.

Q: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent?
A: When she starts her sentence with, 'My husband told me.'

An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can't afford another women.

How do friends help in problems?
They give the most stupid suggestion that makes us laugh & forget the problem.

Never make the same mistake twice.
There are so many new ones,
Try a different one each day.

Marriage Age 18.
Drinking Age 25.
Can someone ask the damn politicians how to survive the first 7 years of Marriage?

Rajnikanth doesn`t pay attention, attention pays him.

Galileo used lamp to study, Graham Bell used candle to study & Shakespeare studied in street light but do u know about Rajnikanth? -Only agarbatti.

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